Sometimes you just need a relaxing trip to get away from the worries of everyday life. We’re taking a nice long train ride to help clear our heads and, lucky for us, Steven Seagal is coming along to kick some terrorist butt in 1995’s Under Siege 2: Dark Territory. This movie follows Casey Ryback as he travels across this great country with his niece Sarah. His family vacation is interrupted when a group of mercenaries hijacks the train he is on and use it as a moving base of operations to control a weapon of mass destruction attached to a secret satellite. Casey spends his time sneaking around the train and eliminating the enemy scum all while spitting out silly qwips as only Mr. Seagal can. Spoiler alert, Casey kills everyone that comes in his path and saves the day. This movie is the perfect example of a fun-bad film. Is anyone better at making a bad movie than Steven Seagal? I mean he has been doing this for 77 years! How was the budget for this movie $60 million? Why do they need to shoehorn the phase “dark territory” into the film so much? Is there any way we can get a Nicolas Cage and Steven Seagal buddy cop comedy greenlit? Thank you for all of the love you continue to show us. Please rate and review the podcast wherever you get it and if you like the show, share it with your friends. Have a great week.